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1.Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2.Everything takes longer than you think.
3.Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
4.It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
5.Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
6.Every solution breeds new problems.
7.Things get worse under pressure.
8.Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
9.Everything goes wrong all at once.
10.You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
11.The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
12.You never run out of things that can go wrong.
13.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
14.The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
15.There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
16.If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
17.If we have nothing to lose by change, relax.
18.If we have everything to gain by change, relax.
19.If it doesn't matter, it does not matter
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